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THE CASUALS APPRENTICE
Tuesday 12 May 2009

We can exclusively reveal that Bridgend born ex ex Gaffer Phil Malcolm will be taking on the role of Sir Alan Sugar in this years tour drinking game 'The Casuals Apprentice'.
A series of challenges will be laid down and those that fail will BE FIRED and the last man standing will BE HIRED.
Our 16th tour of Bridgend - with 5 virgins and 1 stag - is just 10 days away. Accommodation is booked and the tour tops are sorted. Deadline for tour mag contributions is this coming Friday.
Schedule is as follows:
Friday 1pm - Coed-y-Mwstwr golf. Let Phil know if you want to play (we have four definites at present).
Friday evening - Gather at the hotel which is the Bridgend Wetherlodge in Dunraven Place. The hotel is about 250 yards from the station. There will obviously be some cars going so we can try and co-ordinate lifts if required.
Friday Night - A tour of Codys, Monroes & Blue. Geordie and Fez are responsible for organising anything less salubrious which may follow.
Saturday 10.15am - Mini bus provided to Bryntirion FC
Saturday 11.00am - Kick Off for the inaugural Jan Bekker Challenge Trophy
Saturday 12.45pm - Hoist the trophy and then hoist/hang the Hobbit naked from the crossbar. Penalty competition with the stag Hobbit suspended thus.
Saturday 1pm - Straight in the bar for food, The Casuals Apprentice and to witness Geordie humiliate the Taffs as he sinks two yards of ale before they can consume one.
Saturday 6pm - Vacate the Bryntirion clubhouse
Saturday Night - Anything goes!!!!
Sunday morning - Game at Bryntirion FC against an over-40's team. Again on grass. Kick Off time TBC.
Sunday pm - Lunch & fcuk off home - which car will act as the Hobbit's hearse is to be decided.
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