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BRIDGEND 2009 TOUR REPORT
"DO IT NORMAL"
The 2009 Casuals tour will go down in the anals, sorry annals of club history as the most sexually depraved tour of all time. And thats saying something.
Incest? Sodomy? Whatever next?!
Sadly the inaugural Jan Bekker Challenge Cup was lost on pens after a Hobbit inspired 3-3 draw but as time passes the football on tour becomes a bit of a sideshow.
From the moment Chardy made the greatest tour entrance ever - hiding in the bar in a gorilla suit just minutes after texting to say he wouldn't be able to make it - the tone was set for the most ridiculous tour yet.
The bar games that followed Saturday?s match - which included a welcome return of wibbly wobbly - got more and more bizarre the longer the boozy afternoon wore on and ended with the 44 year old ex ex Gaffer challenging Maestro a a box to box sprint which he duly won by a pincer.
There have never been more costumes with the customary Beer Bitch accompanied by a swimmer, a mankini wearer and luckiest of all someone donning Payneees pants.
And how could we not mention the bird behind the bar with the pnenumatic breasts. Wow.
Saturday night was a bit of a blur (did the Apprentice drinking game happen?) but will be best remembered for some rapant sowing of Casuals oats and some dancefloor urination.
The crabdance also received an interesting reaction as a Valley girl asked: "Is he alright? How old is he? (44) Oh fair play to him..."
More details of a wonderful weekend to follow.
For now satisfy yourself by visiting Geordies facebook page of by viewing a few short videos on YouTube. ........................................................................................................ |
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